a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay comes over and says ‘no’'it's alright; you stirred just a little too slow' #'it's a normal mistake' #'we can fix it' #and theN TALKS ABOUT HERBOLOGY TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND POTIONS AND JUST #GOSH
*cries because these tags*
intense concentration coming from everyone in this photo
…ive known a few people like this.
The enemy’s Pokemon after one double team
I feel like dating Marius would just be like “Marius stop crying” “It’s three in the morning why are you marathoning the Brady Bunch” “No Marius we cannot keep a pigeon as a pet” “Marius, for the last time Courfeyrac is not a reliable source of information”
#well yes but it would also be like #marius sliping in and out of different languages to amuse small children #marius always carrying around tissues/band aids/a pen/etc #marius being incapable of walking past a dog without petting it #marius listening to you about anything ever #because he might not be an expert at anything #but he loves to hear people’s enthusiasm (tags via fangirl-squee)
yeah but Marius being really good with kids Marius being awkward but always there for his friends when they’re sad even if he just hugs them he’s a fantastic hugger keeping his old phone even when everyone else has smartphones because it was the first one he bought after he was kicked out of home Marius helping JMB set up their nursery spending an hour sitting on the floor wrestling with IKEA furniture Marius so excited he cries when Cosette tells him she’s pregnant and calling Courf and Valjean straight away because he wants everyone else to be as happy as they are Marius being best man when Courf FINALLY marries and blushing more than the newlyweds when he makes his speech (tags via embroideredcupcake)
this is like a fucking arrested development gag but ITS REAL
SnK AU where everything is the same except Erwin and Levi are Daft Punk.
reincarnation AU where Les Amis live together
and everything just thinks that Grantaire’s sleepwalking is a quirk
but in reality Grantaire wakes up disoriented and thinks that Enjolras is dying again and he has to go find him
he was so close to missing him last time.
The majestic man-taur
Half man… half another man
I HATE THIS. I hate this so much and I want everyone to see it.
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.